Chuck Norris Facts Vol. 1
A collection of unbelievable Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Doesn't Read Books
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Fact
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Fact
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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