Chuck Norris Facts Vol. 2
More incredible facts about the legendary Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris Doesn't Do Pushups
He pushes the Earth down
The Legend Continues
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
// Chuck Norris's version of Hello World
function helloWorld() {
console.log("Chuck Norris doesn't need functions");
return "The world says hello to Chuck";
}
Fact
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Fact
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Fact
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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